Inexpensive Gifts for Bookkeepers
This page shows several of the bookkeeping designs I have created.
Click on any of the images below to see a variety of products featuring these designs.
The designs are available on many great products, including mugs, mousepads and over 100 apparel items.
Gifts with attitude that bookkeepers can actually use around the office!
Click on the image above to visit my the Zazzle store with my bookkeeping designs, or click any of the images below to see these designs on many great products, including clothing items mugs, and mousepads.
"Warning Sign" Bookkeeper Mugs!
Ornery? Jaded? Hard to get along with?
The following designs can warn others about your personality.
The designs are available on t-shirts, mugs, mousepads, and other products.
Mugs or mousepads, with these designs, can be displayed in your office cubical to give coworkers and clients fair warning of your disposition. They can't say they haven't been warned!
Beware of the bookkeeper
Design includes the words "Beware of The Bookkeeper" and "Owner assumes no responsibility".
Ornery bookkeepers can be just as dangerous as angry dogs. It's only proper to give warning to co-workers and clients!
(Note: Unfortunately, this sign has little legal bearing. You can still be held liable for damages if your bookkeeper bites someone.)
Please, do not feed the bookkeeper!
Although domesticated bookkeepers may appear mild mannered and tame, always remember they can have a wild streak.
It is extremely dangerous to approach a bookkeeper with food in hand.
This design is available on dozens of clothing items, in both men's and women's styles and sizes.
Many color options are available.
Arguing with the Bookkeeper may be ineffective!
Are clients vocally unhappy with the numbers you're giving them? Well numbers don't lie.
You can only do so much with the data supplied by the client. So hold up your coffee mug with this design facing them.
Let them know how futile it is to argue with the bookkeeper!
With bulk discounts, and the ability to customize the products by
adding your company's logo or marketing message,
these items can become great promotional items for bookkeeping firms.
Please, don't wake the Bookkeeper!
Are clients and co-workers disturbing your nap time with pointless interruptions?
This humorous design looks like a warning sign and includes the words "Safety First. Please, don't wake the Bookkeeper".
Remember, not only is it rude to wake a sleeping bookkeeper,
but it can be dangerous for all involved!
Click on any of these images to see the designs on a variety of products.
Numerous apparel items are available, including t-shirts and sweatshirts.
Jaded Bookkeeping Zone
The occupation can be frustrating.
It's ok to be jaded from time to time, but it's always good to warn others.
This shirt does exactly that, and in a humorous way.
If you're going to be jaded, you might as well have some fun with it!
By the way, this is a great shirt to wear when attending a performance review with your supervisors.
(Assuming, of course, they have a well developed sense of humor!)
Ornery Bookkeeper Zone
Dealing with bosses, clients, and co-workers can try even the most patient and understanding among us.
Any of us can become frustrated and ornery.
If you're going to be ornery, it's only fair to warn others.
This design, on t-shirts or mugs, accomplishes precisely that!
A great gift for an accounting professional with a sense of humor.
More Bookkeeper Designs on Zazzle
Bookkeeping, Show Me The Numbers
Bookkeeper - Give Me Some Room To Work
This might make a great gift for a no-nonsense bookkeeper who just wants to get the job done.
Galactic Conquest Command, Bookkeeping Division
Galactic conquest isn't easy.
It's not all about the evil overlord and his legions of death troopers.
Large numbers of support personnel are also needed.
Remember, somewhere within the evil overlords secret galactic domination complex is a room full
of bookkeepers processing payroll and expense accounts.
Henchmen have expenses and demand to be paid. Somebody has to do it.
Sometimes it's like the evil overlord doesn't even know the support services even exist. But we know.
Use a mug or t-shirt with the patch of your division. Show it with pride and honor.
Bookkeeping, Just Sit Down, Shut Up, And Shoe Me The Numbers!
World Legion of Evil Bookkeepers
Is your occupation not nearly as exciting as you wish?
Perhaps joining the World Legion of Evil Bookkeepers will help brighten your day?
Lunar Base 7, Bookkeeping Division
Bored with your current job? Would a change in location make it more interesting?
This design represents a mission logo for a future space colony.
Included are the words "Lunar Base 7" and "Bookkeeping Division".
American Society of Renegade Bookkeepers
A secret society of bookkeepers planning on taking over the world?
It's more likely than you may think.
A great gift for those who dream of becoming a troublemaker.
Rule over the books!
Simple advice for bookkeepers.
The Creation of Bookkeeping
So when did bookkeepers come into being?
Is it possible the profession existed much longer than previously believed?
Recently discovered ancient verses may provide answers.
This humorous design features the words "The Creation of Bookkeepers" and "Thou Shall Count These Beans."
Bookkeeper - I'm actually not very good at math!
Definitely NOT something a bookkeeper should admit.
Zazzle Offers These Designs on Several Mug Styles
Bookkeeping Themed Wall Clocks
These bookkeeper clocks are available in three styles. A basic clock, with a black plastic frame, has a diameter of 10 inches. A larger wall clock measures 17 inches in diameter. Finally, a 14 inch diameter clock, with an aluminum body and glass face, is also available. These classy designs fit in well with professional bookkeeper office decor.